Hello I'm Catherine.I enjoy food soccer and looking at attractive people.
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question
I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?